Recent news puts me in the mood for dumb blonde jokes … sorry Sis, Shrone and anyone else who is blonde enough to possibly take offense, but you, too, have had your moments.
Q: What do you call 10 blondes at the bottom of a pool?
A: Air Pockets
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
Q: How do blonde brain cells die?
Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a supermarket trolley?
A: The supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.
Q: How do you get a blondes eyes to twinkle?
A: Shine a torch in her ears.
Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?
A: It takes too long to retrain them.
Q1 How can you tell if a blonde’s been using the computer?
A: There’s white-out on the screen.
Q2: How can you tell if another blonde’s been using the computer?
A: There’s writing on the white-out.
Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?
A: For throwing out the W’s
Q: How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?
A: You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.
Q: How can you tell which blonde is the waitress?
A: She is the one with the tampon behind her ear, wondering what she did with her pencil.
Q: What happened to the blonde that was tap dancing?
A: She fell in the sink.
Q: What do you call a brunette with a blonde on either side?
A: An interpreter.
Q: What do you do when a blonde throes a hand grenade at you?
A: Pull the pin and throw it back.
Q: What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for her thoughts?
Q: Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
A: Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.
Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours?
A: Write ‘Please turn over’ on both sides of a piece of paper.
Q: How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?
A: Wave to her.
And the inspiration for today’s tirade …
Carrie Prejean … taking dumb blonde all the way to the bank.
Last week Ms Prejean announced that she would star in new $1.5m ad campaign funded by the National Organization for Marriage, a group that is opposed to same-sex marriage.
Oh … and one more …
Q: Why do men like blonde jokes??
A: Because they can understand them.