There are times when this sage woman with thyme on her hands will pull out her crystal salad spinner and predict, with uncanny accuracy, events, trends and unfolding consequences in the future.
So far, I’ve been right about everything … just ask my friends … and the CSS (crystal salad spinner) reveals this is bound to continue.
A collection of my short stories:
I'm in this one, too ...
And I'm in here, as well ...
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Paradise Preoccupied 
Hola Sandra, spin spin spin the salad spinner.
L.
ok I want to hear some.
Who will be our next pres?
WTF is up with the ……?(choose your word)
and will I loose another 10 pounds this year?
(actually I have lost some)
Spin away!
Next President of the United States?
Who else? Hillary. The only thing better would be ending up with the most powerful person in the world being named Heather or Tiffany. Hillary’s close enough for me.
WTF is up with … Angelina Jolie?
One more before she’s 35.
You’ll have 8 lbs melt away. The last two will stick to the hips until 2008.
How’s that?
Will my mother-in-law let us have a wonderful vacation in Israel, or will she drive us insane?
Lisa
Both.
I see you having a great time with friends, dining out, and splashing in the sea with Ella.
I also see you sneaking up on your MIL with a garrot in your hands, hoping to get your husband to intervene on your behalf. This will not happen, so you’ll be forced to strangle the bitch.
No one will notice she’s gone missing, however, so the rest of your holiday will go well.
You are hilarious Sandra! What would I do without your humor.
Lisa
I hate to tell you this, but it is going to be a Obama/Edwards win for the 08.
Hey, not saying that is how I am voting, just that is what my teas leaves tell me.
1. Will you reply to my facebook message?
2. In what year will world peace be achieved? If it’s within the next few decades, I’m going to go buy some party hats.
Danny
Sorry, Danny, but I don’t involve myself is projects aimed at members of the family. They have HUGE staff for that sort of thing.
On the world peace thing, I don’t see it. We’re just not a species that sees peace as a plus, I’m afraid … we value life too little and money too much.
I predict that the election coming up next month in the US will annoy the fuck out of a lot of people, but all will be glad to have it over with …
I predict it will be a cold, hard winter in the Northern Hemisphere and friends living there will want to visit me on this island …