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What’s with the tits?

Ever notice how someone who’s had a boob job is always SO proud of the jugs they bought and paid for? Once the things are healed, it’s all plunging necklines and skimpy tops, and everything short of a belt with an arrow pointing up and epaulettes that read: Hey! Look at these knockers!

It’s not like a person with a new nose suddenly sports horned-rimmed specks and a bushy mustache in hopes that everyone will note the reformed schnoz.

I’m guessing even the multi-facelift freaks manage to half fool themselves into thinking no one notices the stretched expressions of perpetual surprise combined with that oh-so-recognizable post-surgical fish-like quality that is apparently supposed to mimic the dewy look of youth, and if anyone does note a difference in the visage they’ll chalk it up to a good night’s sleep and an extra dose of supplements.

New boobs, however, or the wearers of new boobs, demand attention. They stand up straight, point those puppies in your face and scream, “Gawk! We demand it!”

Perhaps it’s years of Titophilia that brings on this bizarre attraction for one’s own plastic mammaries. Have women who buy breasts been lusting after the bazooms of their friends through years of frustrated push-up bra use and isometric exercise? Does the sudden application of artificial hoo-has prompt an orgy of self-ogling forceful enough to cause whiplash that wants company?

Or maybe it’s an affluence thing … my boobs cost more than your boobs!

I don’t mind at all if someone wants to buy themselves a new rack, but I do find myself at a loss as to how to appropriately comment when they’re presented like John the Baptist’s head.

As a comfortable, secure heterosexual woman, I can appreciate the beauty of breasts on the female form, but don’t ask me to take one in the eye, thankyuouverymuch, and making much of much does grate.

So, how does one acknowledge what so obviously wants acknowledging?

How about, “I have a couple of those myself … “?

Plastic Boobs

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A week is gone, so it’s time for another update of news out of Cambodia.

For starters, I posted two blogs on Kari Grady Grossman’s book, “Bones that Float: A Story of Adopting Cambodia” on the International Adoption Blog. They can be found here and here.

Following on from Kari’s story that has its roots in the adoption of her son from Cambodia, here’s a heartbreaker about a child that may not ever come home. Amanda Bready, a refugee who escaped the Khmer Rouge and eventually came to America after three years in a refugee camp, and her husband Ben adopted their daughter Holly in 2002. Sadly, the suspension has trapped the family in hell and the child in Cambodia. Eighteen-months old at the time of the adoption, Holly is now five, and no one knows if she will ever be allowed to join her family. The parents visit her when they can, but can’t afford to take the two years living abroad required by the US.

As I said … heartbreaking.

And being all bookish, as I am today, I’ll mention another Cam-themed work. The very first textbook written by a Cambodian has been published by the Documentation Center of Cambodia.

The book begins:

Many Cambodians have tried to put their memories of the regime behind them and move on. But we cannot progress—much less reconcile with ourselves and others—until we have confronted the past and understand both what happened and why it happened. Only with this understanding can we truly begin to heal.

The History of Democratic Kanpuchea is available on line in English and Khmer, and the author, Khamboly Dy, says the aim of the work is to, ” … present the plain facts, as opposed to trying to interpret them.”

If you’re interested in how the first lot of Peace Corps volunteers are fairing, here’s a link to more than I wanted to hear about them. Complaining about barking dogs, crowing roosters and squat toilets, they’ve nonetheless survived their 8-week orientation.

Seems the drop in the value of the dollar has boosted Cam tourism by making it even cheaper for Europeans and others to visit. With the dollar the de facto currency in the country, people showing up with Pounds and Euros are getting a lot of bang for their buck.

Qatar has signed a Memorandum of Understanding with Reach Out To Asia, a branch of the Qatar Foundation, to build schools and establish a vocational center near Phnom Penh.

And speaking of building, in an effort to boost investor confidence, Cambodian lawmakers have passed a bill that is touted as, “an important legal instrument and foundation for thwarting and cracking down on any attempts of money laundering and terrorist financing in Cambodia.”

The opposition is unimpressed, saying that one year in jail and a fine of $1,250 isn’t nearly harsh enough to have much impact.

According to the US, the country “remains vulnerable to a terrorist presence due to its weak law enforcement and rampant corruption.”

“There were no indications that specific terrorist groups operated in Cambodia (last year), but porous borders and endemic corruption could make the country vulnerable to a terrorist presence,” the report said.

On an it’s-looking-up sort of note, the flap over the fee for lawyers in the KR trials has been settled, so things are just that little bit closer to maybe moving forward … or not.

I’m not holding my breath. Here’s another link to the topic.

Anyone who’s visited the zoo in Siem Reap will probably not be sorry to hear that it’s closed. Seems animals were dying and disappearing in numbers, so the Forestry Administration shut it down.

And just because I can, I’ll end on an up note about how the hip and cool in Cambodia are joining the world by the thousands through the wonders of the Internet.

Later this month, on May 19 & 20, 5000 people are expected at the Le Royal for an exhibition called the “Internet Party”.

In many Phnom Penh Internet cafés one can find foreign tourists behind flat screen monitors and sitting next to them are Cambodian university students spending half a dollar for an hour for the net access. The next big thing for many Phnom Penhers is probably accessing internet at home.

Maybe some will link to me and give us first-hand news from the country. Wouldn’t that be awesome?

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I don’t get it.

We’re coming up to another election here in Seychelles, but I don’t see new roads going in left and right, the shops aren’t stacked with items not seen for months … in fact the usual shortages are still short and there’s been not a drop of the second necessary ingredient for a G&T in longer than anyone can recall, much to the chagrin of parched Brits … and only one party is throwing parties.

What gives?

Could it be that because it’s seats on the National Assembly up for grabs, not the presidency, no one’s feeling the same pressure to perform ahead of the polls?

There’s no doubt that the feeling is local, as districts are small and everyone knows everyone, candidates being no exception, and has since childood. There won’t be much in the way of surprise coming from anyone running for office, and this vote may be more personal … although politics are always personal in Seychelles. Always.

The opposition deciding to forego the waving of the green at speech-ladened rallies by the dozen is particularly puzzling, as that sort of rah-rah has seemed so very popular with leaders and followers in run-ups to past elections.

Could it be that their decision to walk out and stay out of the legislature a few months back has even them wondering how to address asking folks to put them back in those chairs every Tuesday evening?

Most people are going to be happy when it’s all over but the shouting. And there will be shouting because there always is … Creole is not whispered … and some portion of the population will not be happy with results.

Very soon after the hoopla, however, we’ll be back to politics as usual … greens will be green (A poor choice of color, in my book, equating with envy as it does, but no one asked me.), and reds will put away their laker dan laker umbrellas and cherry-on-the-top-like baseball caps, and that will be that.

No matter what, some will kvetch that life is hard on this island where not one person goes hungry, everyone has a roof over their head, education and healthcare are free, women enjoy complete equality, and freedom of religion is guaranteed … and this in Africa. There will be some gnashing and wailing and general grousing.

Before too long, though, someone will buy someone a beer, and the conversation will return to the usual two topics: fish and the weather.

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Just had guests leave after a fab Thai dinner lovingly prepared by my dear husband … Tom Ka Gai, Kang Keo Wan, pork satay, fried eggplant. The man can cook! … and am pausing for a thought about how interesting it is to live with the diversity I have in my life.

A table of five adults and three kids … the adults were two Australian Jews, brother and sister, with the brother living here with his Seychellois wife and one-year-old son, and the sister a resident in Qatar … Mark, half Brit, half Seychellois … me, American born and bred, but now also holding a Seychelles passport… and our two kids, Cambodian born with citizenship here and in Britain, which means they are part of Europe.

The world is small, and I’m so pleased to have my nose rubbed in that fact almost daily.

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Now here’s an angle on the international adoption theme that sounds almost too strange to take seriously. Since it’s coming from the Far Right, however, I don’t think I’ll let it sit on the page without a bit of a chew.

The “Conservative Voice” is suggesting that Madonna has an ulterior motive in adopting from Malawi and feeding, housing, educating and otherwise supporting thousands of Malawian orphans. According this rendition of the “fine print” in the Daily Mail … ‘Daily Mail’ and ‘fine print’ do NOT go together no matter how one may try to maneuver the words into the same sentence, by the way. It’s a big-print/no-subtlety publication of the first order as the Brits do so well … her true agenda is to somehow massage the country into a mass conversion to Kabbalah, her religion of choice.

You have to admire writing that makes tremendous leaps outside the realm of fiction … supposedly … going so far out on a limb to snip a bit then spin, spin, spin. Or not.

According to the Daily Mail, nearly half the population of Malawi is under the age of 14 and many of those children are orphans. As a result, it stands to reason that they may be searching for security—a search that might be taken advantage of by those who are pushing a certain form of ideology.

That ‘it stands to reason’ reminds me of the long-accepted carte blanche well known in the South that allows anything to be said about anyone as long as the tone is sugary and followed by a prescribed tag line: She’s ugly as sin and dumb as a shovel … bless her heart.

The article goes to to warn, ” … make no mistake, Madonna is an evangelist …” .

Please excuse me while I laugh about three-quarters of an inch off my too-copious ass. The conjured image of Madonna as Tammy Faye drizzles into my eyes like melting mascara and I’m blind with the mad mirth of preposterous presentations.

Apparently, the author has never heard of Christian-based orphanages or adoptions and is put off by the idea of religion coming into play in aid to African countries. Yeah. Right.

I’m shocked … shocked I say … that a publication called The Conservative Voice speaks spurilously about the Material Girl. And adoption, too?

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